alicesbookshelf:

Do you ever just finish a book and scream to yourself “THIS CAN’T BE THE END”

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww)

(Source: lightbones)

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

He’d seen more death than anyone else in the unit. To the rest of us, death was some rogue wave that would crash down on us from time to time. Hell, Roe was standing out in the surf every day, taking one shot after another.

(Source: nalle)

legfruit:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

(Source: broccoleafveins)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

(Source: iraffiruse)

theviscountconsett:

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.