“Lay with me Cersei, I incest”
Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)

lulz-time:

   

#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill

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arnoldschoenberg:

terrencemann:

i read somewhere that once on broadway the bridge didn’t appear for javert’s suicide so the guy playing javert pretended to stab himself multiple times with an imaginary knife and then lay on stage until they turned the lights off and it has become my ambition in life to find out who that was

will i ever discover who this was

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

lulz-time:


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.


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lulz-time:

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

when it’s too much even for your own standards

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go0bz:

sh1re:

happy easter

This isnt real

kate-wisehart:

cacen:

necromancer:

What I imagine happens when people see something on their dash that makes them comment “SCREAMING OMFGFG D SJGHIJEBFKKJDVJKN”

now let me tell you something you might not know: this fucking piece of shit video changed my life

"but it’s just some guy screaming" well sit down son you’re in for a rollercoaster of a story

so a year ago or so I was scrolling along my dashboard when I saw klefable had reblogged this video of some random guy and had tagged it something like ‘lol he’s cute’ and I was like OH I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT so I watched this fucking video of some shitty pissing English boy screaming in his living room and it had like ten thousand notes and that was a pretty big deal back then

I thought to myself ‘you know what fuck it I’m gonna follow this piece of shit for no fucking reason whatsoever’ so I clicked follow and for some ungodly reason he followed back which was unexpected because he was some Tumblr famous arsedouche and you know what I fucking hated him because he was English and he hated me back because I’m Welsh but we somehow formed this twisted friendship over the internet where we’d do nothing but fucking send hate messages to each other because that’s what Welsh and English people do

how on earth we fell in love and celebrated our one year anniversary two weeks ago is a fucking mystery to me

image

happy fucking anniversary you screaming English pisslord

This is like the cutest story I’ve ever read.

bakerstreetbabes:

eliosu:

because of THIS 

"There’s a load of fan fiction that’s just me and John Watson floating in space on a bed, handcuffed together."
Benedict Cumberbatch


um, guys? Is there anybody found this fanfic yet ? I want to read too :)

Always reblog.

bakerstreetbabes:

eliosu:

because of THIS 

"There’s a load of fan fiction that’s just me and John Watson floating in space on a bed, handcuffed together."

Benedict Cumberbatch

image

um, guys? Is there anybody found this fanfic yet ? I want to read too :)

Always reblog.

charlotteiq:


jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

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